lesson in logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent, but education ruined me.
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Practice make perfect...
But nobody's perfect...
So why practise?
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If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Your future depends on your dreams.
So go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning
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Hard work never killed anybody.
But why take the risk.
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Work fascinates me.
I can look at it for hours.
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God made relatives.
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget,
The more you forget, the less you know
So, why learn?
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A bus station is where a bus stops,
A train station is where a train stops,
On my desk, I have a work station...